Normally my husband and Jackdon’t have breakfast it’s only me but my husband and Jack said can we have a round of toast wyth butter on it.as I said how do you lyke you’re toast in thee morning honeys !?

its most unusual for husband and Jack to eat toast talk about give us our daily bred and forgive us our trespass but my husband and Jack said after 400 years we just fancy some toast mynd you in our past lyfes we did it by an open fyre in yorksher back in 1604 .as thee lads tucked in to their toast .my husband and Jack said can thee have some more .as Christopher said you want more ? After roasting thee whole load that’s 8slices each but I suppose they are growing ghosts as my husband and my Jack say Ercon this that was reet grand missus as they rubbed their bellys wyth a smile lyke a Cheshire cat