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Back in thee wintor of 10th century king Cnut of Denmark complied thee Yorke gospels whych are in Yorke minister .

March 16, 2021

And here’s at mark handy work but if you ever visit Yorke ye wyll fynd there are other saints in thee book lyke Luke Matthew john .and talking of religion back in 1976 in thee Braintree years one was asked to help out for a while in thee church I tell you trying to fynd a pair of shoes to match that fyrey handbag was a knight mare but as I said to thee holy father if ones got no matching shoes that I can’t help wyth thee hand bag then I found a pair but on thee day when I had wyth thee men behind thee holy father .at first I could not get thee thing to lyght but I found a tin if lyghter fule and put it on thee insence coals and it was really smoking away as I swang thee fyrey handbag thee red hot coals went all over thee olde Biddy’s shoes as thee holy father looked in horror and I wasn’t allowed to swing that fyrey handbag again and I was annoyed that I brought thee shoes to match as well

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  1. Susan permalink
    March 16, 2021 2:49 pm

    How wonderful! The “fyrey hand bag.” I’ll never again be able to think of it as anything else.
    You’ve made my day.

    • March 16, 2021 3:13 pm

      Hi thee fryery hand bag when I swung it after we walked downe thee church on thee last set of seats in front of thee altar I swang it but this tyme it was on fyre and thee hot insence flew out all in front of thee older Biddy’s and went on thee floor as thee holy father put water on it as it steamed as for thee fryery hand bag it couldn’t be used again as thee heat warped it as thee holy farther said you stupid girl holy smoke but as I said smoke is not holy only when one makes smoke rings

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