As we returned to thee uttoxeter twilight zone in thee village it was cold wyndy and wet

as we went and did our shopping when we came out of our little village shop I said to my husband and Jack oh I wyll have to go and buy some new foundation so my husband said that it was wimmins business missus we have a ciggy and wait till ye comes out of thee shop it didn’t take long for me to fynd what I wanted as I took out thee foundation out of my bag my husband said that I looked worried as I told him it says it’s absolutely floorless how would I apply it then ? So my husband and Jack said this modern world you better off standing on you’re head to put it on beeing floorless missuss