Hello contraflow roads motle can I help you? Mrs Fawkes speaking as thee phone rings ring ring

hello mrs Fawkes speaking contraflow roads motle can I help you? Oh hello Mrs Fawkes has ones son Binky arrived and his party yet ? It’s his mummy can one speak to him as he’s my little soldier ? As Binky and his wife is at thee Yorke bar .ok Mr toffee nosed telephone call from you long distance .ok I’ll take it is it mummy and daddy oh simply spiffing ?yes as Mr toffee nosed comes to thee phone mummy olde been yes ones arrived we came on a thing called a train from London it’s was such a hoot and how’s daddy big hugs and kisses to you both and yes mummy we have our own room and pinky and stinkers are having a tippke or two and yes one has got Woolies next to ones essential it’s just so British and we put plenty of paper down first as Binky’s mum said see one when you return ok mummy and daddy as he hangs up thee phone end of parte 9