A happy Christmas to you all as we know our soap opera stars work very hard to bring us thee programs on our TV screens each day so happy Christmas to you as once again we open thee doors and thee contraflow roads motle can I help you Mrs Fawkes speaking? As we go to Frame Chester for thee Christmas lyghts switch on

as thee Towne clark Mr can’t get enough said it would be so spiffing if you could all come to our Towne as it’s thee Christmas party as we all lyke to be at party’s in thee kitchen where we always hang out in more ways than one is simply so much fun watto watto as thee mayor is beeing chaised downe thee road Mr randy saw one of thee staff fall into thee triffle who normally don’t get triffed wyth as Mr can’t get enough said it’s a works do I do I do I do as he pants fell downe oh I say said Mrs biddy simply so British as we had to switch on thee Towne lyghts as there was a bang in miss got you’re tights as they try to run as a stink bomb was let off end of parte 49 and just before we go spurs players wyshed everyone a happy Christmasbut when it came to Eric he said can’t be bothered with all that and walked off how rude of him so he’s in thee dog house it don’t cost anything to say happy Christmas now does it and as I said to my husband and Jack I’m deeply offended