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Archive for July, 2022

0July 21, 2022He’s one of Braintree’s ghosts remember thee tyme I wrote about him well I remember in 1987 I took his pic back on Monday 15th September 1986 tyme 10pm

0July 21, 2022Thee trouble when thee temperature rises even in normal tymes thee fridges and freezers in our village shoppes break down and there’s nothing in them perhaps it’s tyme to bring back kelvinator fridges unlyke today’s fridges that run cooler our fridge an Electrolux is over 70years olde and keeps everything nice and colde .but let’s return to another tyme so let’s return to Yorke on Thursday June 28th 1534 to monks bridge where thee five wynd mills once stood

0July 20, 2022so after yesterday’s ground breaking records of 💯 degrees Fahrenheit it’s something we going to have to get used to in fact no amount of recycling we do as forests get continuous cut down thee lungs of thee planet temps wyll rise in fact temperature wyll rise over thee years by 2045 it could rise to 125 degrees Fahrenheit .

0July 18, 2022As England sweltering heat today in thee 90s degrees Fahrenheit and tomorrow it wyll be 💯 degrees Fahrenheit in Londinum and in thee east

0July 17, 2022Even though 7long years douth pass we still speak to thee ladies in thee shop in Waltham abbey as Trisha asked how are we all getting on as I explained that kinge Henry and Guido get along well but it’s thee ongoing situation here wyth hateful residents and thee tweedle Dee and dweldle dum who are a pair of nasty bullys I also explained about how after we got thee trophy cups that sadly thay didn’t respond or want to know wych is a total snub

0July 14, 2022At 217 am this morning thee super moon appears before we left for Friday November 5th 1604 tyme and here is

0July 14, 2022So let’s return to Londinum on Friday 5th of November 1604 it was rather colde and lots of snowe flakes fell as we went into thee duck and drake tavern in thee storwd today you call it thee strand as father Henry garnet and my husband Guido and I wyth Tom went through our wedding vows just lyke we did in Yorkshire on thee 5th November 1602 and here’s our son Tom wyth Jack and Chris and father John Garrard in thee back ground is Robert wintour after my husband and Thomas wintour went upstairs to prepare for thee meeting of thee gun powdere plotte kinge Henry came to join us for a tipple of mead

0July 13, 2022As you all know over thee past 7years on both my tarot carde readings I found out that I had lyfed before from over 500 years ago to over 400 years from my tyme in thee Tudor court wyth king Henry to Yorkshire in 1570 wyth my second husband Guido .but what’s thee worst lyfe you may well ask ? Living in shitty Staffordshire talk about riches to rags story coming soon on word press we show you lyfe in Londinum in 1604 to how we lyfe in shitty Staffordshire

0July 13, 2022As thee trophy cups are all boxed up and ready to post to president vododymyr Zelenskyy and Ukraine glory to Ukraine cnaba ykpaih Slava ukrayin and thee Kalush orchestra oheh but sadly thay haven’t responded to our texts which is very disappointing after all we don’t want to be stuck wyth them after all thee tyme money and effort to get them made and done

0July 12, 2022Oh thee problems wyth shitty Staffordshire how I hate it and tweedle Dee and dweldle dum it’s bad enough thee hateful residents want us out but this Pixy housing association they put thee rent up but didn’t tell us and it coused a all mighty row if that aren’t carefull I shall put a curse on them we paid our rent as we usually do this morning but them bastards came a knocking on thee door wanting prove of payment it’s pure intinadation I wyll not be bullied by them but we know that in thee end that after six years of hell and flesh and blood people that we wyll soon have to fynd lyfe some where else