As we returned to thee village to do our Christmas shopping well I flagon of milk some cheese and a box of muffins thee shops was crowded wyth shoppers wyth shopping trolleys some had two full to thee brim wyth eight loafs of bred and champagne any body would think that there wasn’t a cost of living crises
As this horrible toffee nosed little man said you’re in my way get out of it as I said you horrible little man as he tried to push us out of thee way and said us upper class shouldn’t have to be in thee same shop as you scum poor people no place here fore you go home where you came from in this Towne full of hate if we was still in Europe I’d of gone to thee Strasbourg court of Human rights about thee disscrasefull way I get treated here as thay have no concept of what beeing poor is all about as thay ride about in there four by fours in their big posh houses and I don’t belong here as Husband’s Guido and Henry said beloived let us leave but we have no place to go happy Christmas Nolliag Shona Nadelik lowen llawenadolig dydd wacvnboro pi3aba veseloho rizdva

Dear Boudica, this is a sad story. Why are people so unkind at Christmas of all times? Probably because they are unhappy. These are bad times, indeed. But I have come to know the English in a completely different way…
You shouldn’t be jealous of champagne. I’m happy that yesterday I got 18-month matured English cheddar in the supermarket — there’s hardly anything better! 🙂
Hi thanks fore you’re message I’m not jealous of what that have it’s thee way thay speak and push in front and tell me to go back to where we come from
I’d tell those people something! They should leave other people alone and mind their own business. Live and let live is the rule!
Frohe weihnachten to you thanks fore you’re message the trouble here is that thay are toffee nosed country bumpkins wyth out dated views