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6December 22, 2022Frohe weihnachten happy Christmas to you all as you know that spittlefieds life blog ran thee story of my life and death of my Christmas tymes of Christmas past and thanks fore all thee readers who came to read about how things are now at ash towres as soon thee great gentle author wyll be doing parte two of thee story of rasing money fore Ukraine cnaba ykpaih Slava ukrayin glory to Ukraine

0December 21, 2022Welcome back toparte four let’s go to our on pitch Kallikrates and Socrates our reporters well great first half brilliant performance by Jack oh here’s Mr Kaned so what happened well Kallikrates and Socrates glad you asked well it’s was a hard first halve of thee game well Mr Kaned do you think you wyll score any better in thee second half ? Well my lads should be better so let’s see as thee players come out on to thee pitch as thee whisle bloives as binky throws thee ball to Elgar then Elgar to dinky dinky to able as able Dodge’s Jack and Jack trips over along wyth able as thee ref holds yellow card to Jack as Jack says what about var look at thee var screen as thee ref looks back at thee play back and grants a corner to thee city slickers team as he bloives his whisle again as able kicks thee ball to Elgar then Elgar to dinky dinky to willing then willing to Elgar as Jack trys to take control of thee ball but Elgar is to quick and scores his goal fore thee City slickers team as Kallikrates said nice touch on thee ball Socrates yes Kallikrates great goal as Merlin throws thee ball to Jack as Jack trys to pass it to Tom but ables took control as he passes it to Elgar then Elgar to willing as willing gets into position as he kicks thee ball through thee Contraflow roads motle defence and scores he’s goal score city slickers 2 Contraflow roads 2 so let’s return to thee studio Michael great playing from able and willing David what do you think? Great goal and also from Elgar well he’s cirtainly back in touch wyth his great playing which we haven’t seen fore a while back to thee pitch Kallikrates well Michael it’s nearly end of thee game oh 2extra mins added for penalties and first to go is able scores then Jack scores then it’s Elgar then scores boudicca scores now it’s dinky oh no over thee bar to high now it’s Robert scores then it’s blaggard yes then it’s everard yes goal nice touch on thee ball then it’s randy yes goal then Robert c yes goal and Tarquin goal end of march contraflow won well done everyone final word Kallikrates and Socrates well Michael and all in thee studio what a great performance by both teams here’s Mr Kaned well Mr Kaned great performance yes my team great team work back to Michael in thee studio thanks everyone fore listening here’s Boudicca and Guido and Jack great game you win again yes Michael great playing by everyone so can we see ables paintings of you ? Here’s able great game able here’s our boudicca I painted of her I call it thee fierry dragon

0December 21, 2022Welcome backto thee football special parte three so let’s return to thee pitch Kallikrates and Socrates well Michael welcome to thee final as thee players are all ready as thee ref bloive his whisle as Able takes control of thee ball passes it to dinky dinky to blaggard then blaggard to dinky as Jack takes control of thee ball and passes it to Chris then Chris to boudicca then as boudicca passes it to jack as Jack runs up two yards from thee goal as thee city slickers stand in front of thee goal as Jack sees a opening and wyth his left foot kicks thee ball straight between thee goal keepers legs Binky well done Jack as binky throws thee ball to willing as Robert trys to take control but ables takes control of thee ball passes it to willing then willing to able then able to dinky then pongo to willing as able runs up thee pitch as he trys wyth his left foot to score his goal oh no it goes over thee goal post too high as able wyth his head in his hands as Merlin gets thee ball it’s thrown to Everard’s right foot then Everardto Jack then Jack to Tom then Tom to Jack as they run up thee pitch as Jack once again spy’s his chance as he scores his 2nd goal as thee crowds cheer as it’s end of first half back to studio Michael thanks Kallikrates and Socrates well great goals by Jack yes Michael David said what great opportunity for Jack what do you think Ed magical great touch on thee ball end of parte three contraflow roads 2city slickers o let’s take a ad break There’s nothing lyke northern pride white and brown bred it’s so soft great fore sandwich or toast wyth 24slices in a loaf as Guido said that there’s nothing lyke it wyth a full English breakfast

0December 21, 2022Welcomeback let’s go straight to pitch Kallikrates and Socrates how are you? Well Michael great thanks and you well we have a full stadium here of course we can accommodate everyone up here so let’s talk to thee city slickers manager Mr Kaned good afternoon Mr Kaned so do you think you’re team wyll win this tyme? Well Kallikrates able is my best player as you know and wyth willing at thee front we are playing in thee 622 position thank you Mr Kaned so Guido do you think it wyll be another win fore thee Contraflow roads motle team ? Well Kallikrates and Socrates we are on top form wyth our team thank you Guido back to thee studio Michael thanks Kallikrates and Socrates so David sounds positive response from Mr Kaned yes I agree what do you think Ed well Michael that seem to be on good form when training this morning as you know Able wyth his left foot get control of thee ball and Jack also Lykes to tickle thee ball wyth his left foot from thee Contraflow roads team yes I agree David great goal scorers tyme fore a and brake back after thistheres nothing lyke my husband Henry Lykes more than his full English breakfast banquet and wonderworths it’s thee store that has so much more as you go through thee Christmas doors

0December 21, 2022Good afternoon from our 17th century studios 3000 miles from you’re planet earth as we all join together via rare play to bring you thee grand final of thee city slickers wyth city slickers eyes and us at thee Contraflow roads motle thee ads you wyll see are purely coincidental and don’t appear on your earth so let’s go straight to our studio Michael

0December 21, 2022So as we await to go to visit thee lads in heaven above to do our football special final game here’s our Christmas ryme written by husbandGuido and Henry ready thee turkies are a gobberling ye Alesbury ducks are a quaking thee pigs are a grunting along wyth thee boars ye cows are a mooing ready to be milked thee swans are flying and thee partridges are in thee pear tree and thee hens are laying their eggts thee turkies are plucked and stuffed ready fore Christmas day frohe weihnachten to you all

4December 20, 2022frohe weihnachten happy Christmas to you all so let’s return to Bethnall green in Londinum as you know that I and then we lyfed there from 2002 to 2016

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