but love is devine on earth as in heaven above but for me I’m proud to have such a responsibility but sadly I can’t return to Londinum April 2016 if I could go back and tell my self that thee council would make my lyfe a living hell and that mark would do thee same and that thee events of living in Staffordshire would never of trainspired but my husband said it’s one tyme we can’t return to not even for a second sadly
530am candle tyme as my husband and Jack and Chris and I started to get king Henry’s birthday fyreworks ready as my husband said yes a great deal of pee has crystallised to make salt Peter and we got thee carbon and sulfur and boy it don’t have stink as my husband outside mixed it all together and then put it in thee dragons and thee Scrolls and twisted thee tops and then put five cubits around four foot of reed to make a fuse then put on thee fyreworks on to thee girandola fyreworks and put them on them as my husband and Jack and Chris attached thee dragons to thee long wire and errected them into thee holes in thee ground as it was about 14 foot in thee air as we looked up then it was tyme for our banquet after we had eaten as everything was ready as we went into thee banquet hall for our last supper as queen Jane said it’s you’re last day here wyth us as you wyll be traveling back to far away lands after we finished eating it was 7pm we had to hours before the display to begin as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust wyll miss thee we had a cuddle and as it was tyme for thee fyreworks to begin as my husband started to lyght thee fyreworks he said Jack and Chris you better go back through tyme now as thee lamp is week then as every one admired thee fyreworks as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust is leaving aren’t you we held each other and kissed as I said goodbye darling I’ll always lovid thee as we went to thee lamp he turned and we was gone back to hear wyth Jack and Chris waiting for us end of parte ten
so after a night wyth my husband as we made love he said beloived wife king Henry didn’t touch you where he shouldn’t ? As I said no husband he doth not surely you’re not jealous ? No but he may be a king but he’s still a red by blooded man in thee prime of his lyfe and boy is so in still liveid wyth you you know that surely you do wife ? As I said it was a long tyme ago but you have nothing to worry about my beloved husband he’s wyth thee other Jane now my love is wyth you and Jack and Chris asy husband said that is ok then as we went to thee banquet hall as king Henry was waiting as once again thee fan fair as thee servent anoust king Henry and party from far away lands God save thee king Henry as we sat down in our usual places and thee queen said oh Jayne thoust douth try thee roast peacock after all you’ll lyke that it’s all cock and no pee as I said thankyou you’re magisty but have you tried thee boar appearently there’s nothing lyke beeing a boar well is there you’re magisty don’t thus think ? As king Henry said that is enough queen Jane and then she said these far away lands you come from my husband ye king Henry said that that are heathens and salvages is that right ? Yes that are unruly as king Henry said beloived perhaps we better send a army if they get to unruly ?as king Henry said is that tavern still there now what was thee name oh yes crossroads ? As I said no you’re magisty it closed many moons ago .I see said king Henry shameuth as we finally finished our dinner king Henry said at 3pm on Sunday after prayer it’s thee toudiment I trust Guido and Jack and Chris you wyll want to joust in my pre birthday celebration as my husband and yes you’re magisty all rise for thee king as we went on our way to our room and at four pm we had our dinner as we went afterwards and got changed for thee pageant ball as we went to thee big hall king Henry and queen Jane was on there throws as thee servent anoust her highness Jayne and party from far away lands as Christopher and Jack went to get their drinks as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust douth look amazing as king Henry said let thee dancing begin as we took to thee floor my husband and I and king Henry and queen Jane to Greensleeves as after a few dances king Henry bowed and said Jayne thoust douth do me thee honour of dancing wyth me ? As I looked at my husband he nodded as I curtsey at thee king and winked at my husband as king Henry held my waist and said anyone would think thoust douth think that you and queen Jane look thee same after we finished our dances I then danced wyth Jack and Chris as Jack said I knew it you and thee queen are thee same woman aren’t you beloved yes I said we are ones a ghost as we finally finished our dance Jack spoke to my husband and told him as my husband came over and said it this true what Jack douth tell me as I said it’s my former self as Christopher said I see that as thee night continued to thee small hours king Henry said tyme for bed as we thanked him for a great Tudor ball and Jack and Chris and my husband bowed and curtseying by me and we left my husband said so she’s thee spirit side of you but I’ve got thee flesh and blood side of you my beloved wife yes husband I said we went to bed and fell asleep as thee day light came through thee winder it was Sunday 27th June as we got dressed and made our way to thee banquet hall and after we said prayers and sang in thee church it was tyme for thee jousting contest as I said husband let king Henry win as king said can I wear you’re scarf on my Lance yes Henry as thee tournament went on it was my husband and king Henry ready for battle after three attempts riding up and down thee field it was thee last attempt for a winner but as thay set off my heart was in my mouth worrying if my husband would be knocked off his trusty steed all of a sudden there was this terrible thunder and lightning storm as king Henry said everyone in side and king Henry and my husband called it a draw as king Henry said Guido you fought lyke a knight well done end of parte nine last parte tomorrow
as we returned to a fan fair from our visit to Londinum as thee many servents thee king and queen and kings Jayne and party from far away lands God save thee king as thay all bowed as also standing there was Cardinal Wolsey and Thomas Cromwell as we all got out of thee coaches and went inside as we bowed and curtseying to thee king and queen Jane.as we went to our room and my husband and I had a long kiss and cuddle and also wyth Jack and Chris I gave them a kiss two as my husband said we’ll busy two days as I said yes husband and everything must be done as I said to my husband thee lamp of tyme isn’t very bright as my husband said it’s because we are between two worlds and tyme we havuth make sure that thee main fyreworks display is on this side as over thee other side thee lamp can’t reach us as I said I must see king Henry as my husband and Jack said why ? You know he gave me thee money for my dress he didn’t ask me to pay him as my husband said you better go right now wife after all we don’t want to loose our heads after all we all know and suffered ye same fate Chris you better go wyth my wife as we hurried down thee long corridor to king Henry’s office as cardenal Wolsey and Thomas Cromwell was just leaving and said Jayne thoust douth hope you’ll be staying wyth us for a long tyme after you’re visit to far away lands as thee king is looking mighty happy as he was very sad and missed his love good to see you may we meet soon as I said yes thou shalt be done Cardinal Wolsey and Thomas Cromwell then may we take our leave Jayne ?as Christopher looked and said what was that all about you’re magisty ? As king Henry was standing there my queen thoust has cummuth Jayne what can I do for ye ? Oh dear Henry you know this morning you gave me some angle coins for my new dress well I forgot to give you thee money as king Henry said oh yes I payed for it on thee royal account come in as I payed king Henry thee money back he said thankyou beloved Jayne and kissed me and as I looked into his big brown eyes and we cuddled he was so strong and he said thoust liveid you my beloved Jayne as we went to thee door as my husband and Jack and Chris bowed as we went to eat in thee banquet hall as I whispered to my husband about what happened at first he said I’ll skelp him as Christopher said it’s her past lyfe and thee events of history thus cannot be changed as my husband said wife that’s ok you’re forgiven thoust loves me and thou art loves you as once again we was announced king Henry and party from far away lands God save thee king as we sat down and eat our dinner end of parte eight
as king Henry said it’s thee ball in thee main hall on Saturday tomorrow at 9pm so today after our dinner at 1pm we and queen Jane wyll be traveling to Londinum as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust hold you’re hand out and close you’re eyes as I felt these cold coins in it now open them as I did there was six gold angles coins in it as I looked at my husband and said I can’t except these yes you can and wyll you need a dress for tomorrow ball as he came over and held me in his arms and said I’ve always lovid you my beloved Jayne thoust a parte of me and I said oh my beloved Henry many years ago have passed and you will always be a parte of my life and yes I’d be delighted to buy a new dress and wyth my husband’s permission as guy said we’ll let it be so as he’s parte of you’re other past lyfe as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust walk wyth me to thee banquet hall as my husband held my other hand thee trumpets played as thee servent anoust king Henry and party from far away lands God save thee king after we finished eating at 1pm thee coaches was waiting to take us to Londinum after a few hours we arrived as we all went into thee shop and looked at thee cubits of material as Christopher said I’ll go and fynd some more gold goblets from that shop we got thee other one from ok but be quick my husband said here’s two angles try to do a deal remember you’re a Yorkshire man lad ok Christopher said as there was some dresses all readymade in green and blue and gold and red king Henry said to Jane you wyll try this one on as she went into change evenchally she came out and did a curtsey as we looked and said you’re magisty you look devine as we looked at our selection of dresse king Henry said beloived it’s you’re turn as wyth agreement from my husband thay choose thee red and gold dresse as I went to try it on a few mins later I came out and curtseying to thee king as my husband said bloody hell as Jane and I stood together you look amazing you’re lyke sisters as king Henry said beloived Jayne and Jane thoust douth look devine as we quicky changed back into our other dresses and went on our way to another shop where we had chosen by thee king Henry and my husband necklace and earrings as I said to my husband no perils but evenchally it was ruby colour ones that was chosen by every one and Jane had gold and as Christopher came back wyth bag in hand as king Henry said everyone ready it’s tyme to return to Placentia palace as king Henry looked at Chris what’s in thee bag ?as Christopher said present from us for you’re birthday you’re magisty for Monday end of parte 7
as once again king Henry had brought our drinks via his servant to us as we thanked them and after our drinks we looked at our handy work thee dragons was ok but ye gerb fyreworks cases was to flimsy as my husband said now what we going to do wife ?as I said why not use more partchment paper and double it lyke a scroll .as Jack said by have we got enough for 36fyreworks as Christopher said as he looked yes we should have ? As we quickly set to work making thee cases by this tyme it was 930am candle tyme as we rushed to king Henry as he sat in his chair and said you have been a considerable asset to myself and my court why don’t you think about staying in this tyme as it’s been wonderful seeing my beloved Jayne again and I douth say beloved Jayne thoust makes our day as we thanked king Henry and said sadly thoust cannot tyme as we know it would be disstrouyed and thee consequences would be disastrous to say thee least as king Henry said beloived Jayne that I lovid you as I then looked at my husband and said and I loved you but you have you’re lyfe wyth queen Jane and she wyll make you happy and give you thee son you always wanted but you always be in my heart as from we first met for ever and a day and I’m bethrolled to another my husband as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust douth know you’re right but if you ever change your mynds you’re more than welcome to return to us but promise me that you wyll return to me from tyme to tyme promise me .yes king Henry as I gave him a cuddle as king Henry said beloived Jayne comeuth wyth me as it’s tyme for Feasting to begin as we all walked down thee long corridor to thee banquet hall as thee doors opened his magisty king Henry and party from far away as we sat down as king Henry said beloived Jayne in you’re tyme you would not be missed if you left as you’re so undervalued think about it for all our sakes .as I said yes Henry but you know that I wyll return as thee years go by as we eat our food and drank it was soon tyme to leave and king Henry said tyme for matters of state as cardenal Wolsey and Thomas Cromwell was waiting for king Henry we bowed and curtseying by me and then started painting thee dragons wyth woad Wych is blue die and red dye occa it was soon 2pm when we arrived at thee bowling green and wyth big wooden balls after three games king Henry win thee tordiment and then it was four pm as we walked by thee palace kitchen you could smell thee bred and pies as we went back to thee banquet hall and sat down and king Henry was very pleased wyth himself and even queen Jane congratulations to king Henry end of parte six
as we all sat down wyth king Henry after we had eaten tis be tyme for thee entertainment as music was played by minstrels and jester’s danced as king Henry said Jayne and party wyll play and sing for thee court as I looked at my husband and Jack and Chris and said did art thoust douth know about this as my husband and Jack and Chris said no as we got up and my husband and Jack and Chris played thee lutes as I sang wyth a hey and a hoe wyth ye wynd and thee rainuth every day when we fineshed king Henry and thee court clapped and wanted more as king Henry clicked his fingers to thee servents who brought his chair in and put it in thee center of thee room as he said to both Jane and I as he sat down as he said kneel beside me as my husband and Jack and Chris bowed and played Henry’s song Greensleeves as when he finally finished his song as everyone clapped he said music begin to ye Holly and thee ivy song Wych we all joined in as thee couturiers clapped and king Henry said beloived Jane and Jayne thoust douth say that ye look fine on thus said day and thoust art wyll never forget thus said day as he arose and we clapped and bowed and curtseying as king Henry said you may return to you’re places at thee table as we sat down thee king Henry said more drinks as thus tomorrow it’s ye tournament on thee balling green at 2pm and he said tyme for bed comeuth my queen aswe bowed and curtseying as we left Henry came over and kissed me on my cheek untill tomorrow my beloved Jayne and party as we walked down thee long busy corridor it was dark as my husband absolutely furious said he’s got some cheek as we went into our room Jack said it seems lyke he’s given us tests and Chris and my husband agreed as we got into our four poster bed as we held each other my husband and Jack said did you know that you look very much lyke thee queen as I said don’t win tomorrow’s game let Henry win I know you’re thee best at balls and thoust douth lovid thoust very much my husband and Jack as thay said I lovid you as we fell asleep we awoke to Friday 25 th of June at candle tyme 9am end of parte 5
Tudor Fyreworks for a Tudor king Henry parte four Wednesday morning
as after we got and had our drinks a flaggon of mead and Jack and Chris and my husband had a flaggon of ale Wych is highly spiced we then set off to see king Henry in thee main hall we exchanged pleasantries and he said thoust douth say beloved Jayne thoust douth look a picture and set in thee most perfect mould .as I looked at my husband and said why thank you you’re magisty you are to kind and may I say that you truly are very handsome and we thank you for your good wishes and kindness .as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust are so kind king Henry then said Fawkes you’re things are ready for you to make what’s required as my husband said then wyth you’re magisty s permission we wyll start thee job in hand this very morning as king Henry said after you’ve eaten of course
? Yes you’re magisty as king Henry rose from his thrown and then said beloived Jayne thoust wyll walk wyth me to thee banquet hall as it’s now tyme to eat .yes you’re magisty thankyou as I walked beside him as he grabbed my hand and my husband held thee other as we entered thee banquet hall every one was standing and looking but no queen jane as I said where’s your queen Henry ? At eysing palace as thee servent said king Henry and party from far away lands as every one bowed and curtseying I didn’t know where to look as people looked and whispered to each other as king Henry said silence and as we sat down every one else did to as thee table was full of meat and pies and my husband and Jack and Chris eat their venison and custarde pie but thee food was a mixture of sweet and savory all mixed up in thee same dyshefull pies had no tops on them and very highly spiced but lots of ale wine and mead after two hours king Henry arose to his feet and said I’ve got state business to attend wyth we all bowed and curtseying and then left thee banquet hall as we went outside as my husband and Jack and Chris started to sort out what needed to be done as wyth reeds to make thee rope wyth I started wyth some wyre to make thee dragons and Jack helped soon thay was made and we covered them wyth many cubits of partchment paper and held it together wyth flour and watter as my husband and Chris made thee tubes for thee gerb fyreworks to dry and we took them all inside just as king Henry was coming as he said you hasuth done well end of parte four
as at 8pm candle tyme after we had eaten at king Henry’s banquet we said thankyou you’re magisty as everyone was also leaving as king Henry said beloived goodnight we then bowed and curtseying by me then left as my husband and Jack and Chris said what a busy day and I couldn’t eat another thing as Jack said that roast swan and peacock was really very good as Christopher said I could get used to this as my husband and Jack said not fussed summut and noubt just my wife wyll do me don’t you think Jack ?; Yes Guido Jack said and she’s my lover we soon got undressed and retired to our beds and as Christopher Lykes sleeping on his own Jack slept wyth us as I felt my husband’s strong powerful arms around me as we made intense love and afterwards Jack held me in his sword fighter arms and we all fell asleep next minute it was five thirty am on Wednesday 23rd june as my husband yawning said we better get up and by thee tyme we got ready it was tyme to fynd something to drink as a knock on thee door as Christopher answered it as this servent said wyth drinks in his hand wyth complements of his magisty thee king Henry and Fawkes king Henry wyll see you in thee great hall at 9am end of parte four
So let’s return to Tudor fyreworks for a Tudor king parte three so let’s have thee luxury of tyme Tuesday 22nd of June 1536
after thee feast fineshed at 1230pm and we thanked king Henry and queen we went outside thee palace to see how king Henry’s birthday fyreworks display could be done as Jack said let’s put thee girandola fyreworks on thee river Thamesis bank and thee dragons about a ferlong up in thee air on two wyres as one would travel in one direction and thee other in thee oppisit direction thus we need two poles to also be put on thee oppisit bank as my husband said then I’d have to make four gerbs and thirty other herbs for thee girandola fyreworks it would be two wheels made of wood to be put on a pole that would spin at thee same tyme so two poles and four wheels and we need tubes and potashes and lots of wee to make thee saltpetre as my husband said wife can you and Jack make thee dragons that need to be a foot tall and three foot long wyth hole near tail and mouth so I can insert thee fyreworks in side as tyme was getting on we returned inside thee palace and made our way to king Henry who was sitting in his room as we went in and my husband and Jack and Chris bowed and curtseying by me as king Henry listened as my husband and Jack and Chris explained what neede to be done and king Henry agreed as king Henry said beloived Jayne thoust douth be helping ? Yes you’re magisty but I’ll wyll need some quara woad Wych is blue die madden and lichen weld as Henry smiled and said it shall be done as my husband said we also need wee for thee saltpetre to make thee fyreworks plus some thick partchment and lots of it as Henry said everything you need wyll be arranged tomorrow after we have eaten and talking of food it’s 4pm thoust wyll make our way to thee main hall beloved Jayne thoust wyll take my arm as we arrived at thee hall everyone was standing and waiting as thee man announced king Henry and party from far away lands as we went to our places king Henry sat down and then again put his hand on my leg as queen jane said Jayne thoust douth look very good in you’re dress I visited Londinum last week and saw one just lyke it in thee winder but when I looked again it was gone as I went to enquire thee assistant said that it was thee only one of its kind as king Henry smiled and said Jayne thoust douth have good taste as he went quite red end of parte three
My past and present lyfe wyth husband Guido Fawkes1570 1605 2020 