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0November 30, 2021so let’s return to thee Oxfordshire years on and off and once again meet thous couple of pesky pigs Paul and Keith it was my job to look after them when I was on thee farm in thousand days I was pushed from one member to another in my rotten family of rows and war and them keeping up to outstage each other talk about keeping up wyth thee Joneses but wyth Paul and Keith they was lyke friends to me .

0November 29, 2021As thee snowe douth cummath as thee snowe crunch as thee uttoxeter people bunch as they try to clear away thee snowe from paths and drive ways so they can get to their posh autobiles and not just one but four

0November 28, 2021so wyth this new sign of thee plauge hitting our shores as in Essex two cases have been found of thee south African in these troubled tymes that we unfortunately fynd our selves in as face masks from Tuesday wyll be in force yet again on public transport and in shops .as for thee spurs against Burnley due to heavy snowe had to be possponed

4November 28, 2021brr brr tis be colde outside as my husband and Jack come in from thee biteing wynd as thee lads from thee plotte are back to say thee passion of Christ and special guest star Father Henry Garnet as we go out to meet them

0November 27, 2021so lets return to Londinuim 1605 in 8th dementation of tyme are you ready as we go through thee mists of tyme

0November 27, 2021As thee first winter’s snowes douth cummath in thee uttoxeter twilight zone as England shivers in temps of 36 f and games of wind up to 80miles an hour later as my husband goes out to have a ciggy inside as thee place is impossible to heat as things freezes including our coffee in thee cups brr brr tis be colde outside and inside

0November 26, 2021so lets return to our football game as you know we had to return to Yorkshire 1604 to play our game on that summers foggy morning thee only lighting we had was thee lamp of Tyme as we had our training session as I had to show our lads of thee Gunpowder plotte thee rules of thee 542 possition wych after a few remarks from thee city slickers wyth city slickers eyes team who said a woman showing men to play football she be wanting to burn her bra next ! As I said Binky stinky and pinky for you’re biggorted information I don’t wear a bra ok ya and yes city slickers it’s just so simply so British doesn’t one think and pinky one knaws you’ll be tickled pink in bean as they went on their way

0November 25, 2021take 9attemps to get back to finish thee story it’s always difficult to get back on to our site as wordpress Lykes to cut thee signal so let’s continue wyth thee story of what would of happened if thee gunpowder plotte had of taken place as we discussed wyth Tom what would of been thee effects of thee deverstaion when if little Jimmy would of stopped being a total pig and compremised instead of not listening and killing off thee Catholic population at thee tyme in 1605 but hatred for thee Catholics started 35 years before in queen Elizabeth I still tyme but ones things for sure wyth 36 barrels of gun powder and my husband’s special resipy londinuim would of not seen daylight for at least one day little Jimmy would of been bloven over thee mountains to have dinner wyth lockland Nessy and thee houses of parliament would of been completely disstroyed gyre would of cought thee wooden dwellings and fyre would of burnt parts of londinuim to thee ground wyth lots of casualties even thou thee houses of parliament have nine foot thick walls thee ceilings would of been thee week point and deabree would of been thrown out of thee burning building and thee bang would of been heard for miles winders would of been brokken and thee concquences would of been felt for many years and it would of been thee great fyre of londinuim it would had to been rebuilt as for thee Catholics they would of been in power .but thee whole idea of thee plotte was to show little Jimmy don’t mess about wyth us and it all could of been avoided .but there again if it hadn’t been apart of English history we wouldn’t be here now telling you about us how we lyfe yesterday and today sadly thou in 21st century Britain people are still being persecuted for there believes and thee poor are still treated as second class citizens you would of though they would of learnt from mistakes of thee past and treat everyone equal now wouldn’t you ?

0November 25, 2021so as we finally discuss what would of happened if thee Gunpowder plotte of 1605 had of not being stopped ?

0November 24, 2021as soon tis be our Christmas pics on our visit back to 1960s Londinuim to show you Christmases past .

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