A very happy birthday to my husband Guy Guido Fawkes who is over 400 years olde today happy birthday darling x

It’s one of thous special occasions when my husband becomes flesh and blood and wyth his powerful body wych is extremely hairy and he’s got very big hands as well as thous powerful big blue eyes of his as this morning he’s had eggts sandwiches and full English breakfast and his special cake and here he is