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Good morning Contraflow roads motle can I help you Mrs Fawkes speaking?tis be parte 44parte one happy bank holiday weekend to one and all in Engaland in this special edition once again we team up wyth Robin hood

August 29, 2021

Good morning Contraflow roads motle can I help you Mrs Fawkes speaking as farmer Paul said wyll thee wanting extra milk today ?yes we have a special quest coming so my husband said tell him we wyll have eight flaggons and 4lbs of cheese wyll do Paul said bye Paul bye Mrs Fawkes .as my husband said christopher and Tom is thee beer tent up in thee grounds ?yes boss christopher and Tom said just got to put thee beer in that’s reet grand lass as Jack said what tyme is Robin of lockersley coming as my husband said any moment so we better get a shift on as they load up thee barrels of ale and need on thee horse and carte which Robert brought to thee door and soon they are on their way to thee other side of thee parking lot as robin hood appears as thee beer is loaded inside as husband said tyme for a quart of ale gents as I bring thee bread and pies across as my husband said to robin different from king John and Richard ?yes said Robin tis used to be cold in Sherwood forest at nights as thee lads start thee archary contest as wyth Robin hood and Jack winning as thee overall winner was Robin as they soon retire back in for more drinking as tom said Robert go to join them as my husband plays his loot and harpsichord in reception and after a few more beers it was tyme for Robin hood to return to thee sprit world as he said lass thee ye fine looking wench as my husband said great body work and she’s all mine and jacks as we say to robin as he fades away bye lad come again as robin said we wyll be seeing each other soon enough ales are on me lads and then he was gone end of parte 44special edition

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  1. August 29, 2021 1:32 pm

    sounds a better way to celebrate Bank Holiday Sunday than what’s currently available! Here where I live Notting Hill Carnival is cancelled for the second year running, which I can understand as big crowds are breeding grounds for Covid transmission.

  2. August 29, 2021 9:26 pm

    No I like Carnival and the atmosphere and it’s the shops that board up their windows to prevent looting rather than doing it for the noise. I don’t live near any of the sound systems so that’s not a problem. It can be really joyful and the floats with costumes have months and months of preparation put in to them and can be lovely to look at. I’m sad it’s been cancelled two years running but it wouldn’t be responsible to hold it and spread more Covid.

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