So as we await to go to visit thee lads in heaven above to do our football special final game here’s our Christmas ryme written by husbandGuido and Henry ready thee turkies are a gobberling ye Alesbury ducks are a quaking thee pigs are a grunting along wyth thee boars ye cows are a mooing ready to be milked thee swans are flying and thee partridges are in thee pear tree and thee hens are laying their eggts thee turkies are plucked and stuffed ready fore Christmas day frohe weihnachten to you all